Czech Republic

Everything you’ve just read is a lie. For the past six months, I’ve been in the Czech Republic fighting crime. I had infiltrated an international ring of cat smugglers who were making them wear funny hats and perform in on-line sketch comedy. It wasn’t long before a double agent double crossed me and the jig […]


Well today’s going to be a bust. I’m sitting in the office while campers fly in to head to camp. And I’m stuck with annoying girl. I was hoping to get some reading and/or writing done for school, but so far annoying girl hasn’t let up. If it’s not one thing it’s another. My God. […]

waiting for the cat

It’s a little after 5:00 on a Thursday afternoon. And I’m waiting for the cat. Here’s the story: My good friends Scott and Lauren are out of town this weekend on Big Family Vacation 2005 and I’m in charge of making sure their many many animals and plants are properly watered and fed. Meanwhile, in […]

The Greatest Band On Earth

So there’s really only three kinds of people in the world (or, more accurately, three kinds of people in My World): there are the people who, when I meet them, I instantly and intuitively hate for no reason; there are the people who, when I meet them, I instantly and intuitively love for no reason; […]

well here’s a piece of bad news

I got the best horoscope ever today. Here are the highlights: Valid during many months: This can be a time of intense ego conflicts with others, and you are very likely to be the loser if you are not careful. Your ambitions in various areas may provoke others to try to stop you because they […]

harsh truth

I have to face a harsh truth. Annoying Girl I work with is actually pretty good at her job. She’s especially good at one thing that I’m not good at: customer service. I don’t particularly care that she’s better at this than me. Hell, you could probably train hyena to be better at customer service […]

ironic quote of the day

“The director of the CIA says he has an “excellent idea” where Osama bin Laden is hiding, but that the United States’ respect for sovereign nations makes it more difficult to capture the al-Qaida chief.” Read more.


Well there you have. I just found out my boss (the cute obnoxious redhead to most of you) is getting married. So there’s some good news. And it’s not like I’m particularly bummed out that she’s getting hitched so now she’s off the market. It’s not like we were ever going to be an item […]