well here’s a piece of bad news

I got the best horoscope ever today. Here are the highlights:

Valid during many months: This can be a time of intense ego conflicts with others, and you are very likely to be the loser if you are not careful. Your ambitions in various areas may provoke others to try to stop you because they feel threatened…. During your first run-ins with others, you will probably be very bitter and antagonistic, but you will also become cautious about venting your anger. The result is that you will constantly be in a state of suppressed rage.

There are dangers associated with this influence. It can signify accidents and injuries, especially broken bones. You are not particularly lucky under this influence, so you should not take unnecessary risks. You could get hurt, although you should not go about expecting that.

Yippie! Supressed rage and broken bones!