ironic quote of the day

“The director of the CIA says he has an “excellent idea” where Osama bin Laden is hiding, but that the United States’ respect for sovereign nations makes it more difficult to capture the al-Qaida chief.” Read more. Advertisements


Well there you have. I just found out my boss (the cute obnoxious redhead to most of you) is getting married. So there’s some good news. And it’s not like I’m particularly bummed out that she’s getting hitched so now she’s off the market. It’s not like we were ever going to be an item […]

Happy Time Fun Hour

So it’s summertime. Which means I’m busy. I’m busy with a whole bunch of crap at work that I don’t really enjoy. I know, on the one hand, that’s why they call it work. If it wasn’t irritating in some way they’d probably call it Happy Time Fun Hour. But they call it work. So […]

sweet little lies

Lie: “I did not have sex with that woman.” — Bill Clinton in early 1998. Political fallout: Republican representatives do everything in their power to impeach the man for getting a blow job in the oval office. Lie: “Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to posses […]


It’s 9:30 on a Wednesday night and I just woke up from a nap. It’s gonna be a long night. I don’t know how it happened. One minute I was watching an old Simpsons re-run, the next minute I was waking up and something terrible was on UPN. This isn’t good. I don’t want to […]

a riddle

The following line’s been running through my head this mroning: … in the middle of the city isolation is a riddle to be surrounded by a million other people but feel alone like a tree in the desert dried up like the skin of a lizard I don’t know why I’m feeling alone. I don’t […]