Happy New Year and all that festive stuff. It’s now ’round about 5:30 on a Friday evening and I’m hungry. Really, really hungry. So I’m gonna go get some food. But before I go, I thought I’d drop a little teaser here and let everyone know about one of my (many many) New Year’s resolutions. […]
Another reason not to shop at Wal-Mart this holiday season. Okay, okay, that was unfair. The article has nothing to do with the holidays and the shooting probably wasn’t over some low-priced, made by tiny Indonesian hands, put the competition out of business, out-source American jobs, and refuse to promote women piece of plastic crap […]
I’ll be taking the first of my exams tomorrow. Four hours of closed book test madness. Everyone think good thoughts, eh? (Since I’m probably going to drink myself into a stupor tomorrow night and then am going out of town for the weekend, I’ll have to let y’all know how a week or so now […]
I’m gonna let this one speak for itself.
Who knew? I don’t study best in the morning or the evening or afternoon or late night cram sessions. I study best when I get myself a part-time job, too many hobbies, and a girlfriend, procrastinate the hell out of the semester, and find myself running out of time before the Big Exam so I’m […]
From similar minds. What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com I don’t know how I feel about this. Then again, I did go to a costume party as Gandhi once….
Guess I was wrong about the porn industry wanting the .xxx TLD. I guess they’re not for it after all. Eh. What’re ya gonna do? Just goes to show that you can’t believe everything you read on the internet.
It took me nearly a year to find her. And Lord knows I made some mistakes along the way. And my boss was right as always when she said that all I needed to do was put out to the universe what I wanted. And the universe will respond. This is the best […]
Did you know there was a plan by the ICANN to develop an internet name string just for porn sites? So instead of porn-dot-com there would be a porn-dot-xxx? What a freaking brilliant idea. I mean, assuming that the porn industry would be hip to it (and there’s extensive evidence to suggest that they would), […]
Merry Fucking Christmas, Jerry. Hey Jerry. Guess what. According to surveys done at the start of the century, at least 75% of Americans self-identify as “Christian.” Why so scared? If there’s a jihad against Christmas, who’s behind it? The .5% of Americans who self-identify as Buddhist? Hey Jerry. Guess what. Those of us who aren’t […]