i just couldn’t resist

There’s just too many good jokes here. I couldn’t even choose one news story so here’s all of ’em!

I mean, c’mon now. Really? There must be some kernel of a mistake in all of this. I mean, Whitney Houston? Surely the “mastermind” of 9/11 has more grandiose fantasies that this.

Then again, it does make him human. Pitifully human.