oldies but goodies

What I was doing two years ago is exactly what I’m doing today. Of course, minus the girlfriend in Wyoming. And I gotta tell you, I’m not at all happy about it. In fact, I’m just this side of completely and totally freaking out. Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! I’m really stressed out about […]


It’s 9:30 on a Wednesday night and I just woke up from a nap. It’s gonna be a long night. I don’t know how it happened. One minute I was watching an old Simpsons re-run, the next minute I was waking up and something terrible was on UPN. This isn’t good. I don’t want to […]


I had a date last night (which I won’t go into details about because I think it a little uncouth to talk about such things when the person you’re talking about may be looking at what you’re writing. But I digress.) And then I went home and went to bed and had the strangest dream […]


I both love and fear weddings. I think that anyone who’s known me for more than a couple of years should know exactly why that is. Why I have these mixed feelings on the matter. On the one hand, I am now deeply in the rut of a thirty-year-old serial monogamist. I’m that guy you […]

this sucks

Well it’s official. I’m in love with my ex-girlfriend. And I don’t mind telling you, this sucks. And there isn’t a single thing I can do about it. I am of course oscillating somewhere between acceptance and desperation. Somewhere between letting go and holding on. And I don’t want to dwell too much on this. […]